Standards are low when you're 4.
Here's Betty Crocker's.
All professional and whatnot.
We had no patriotic sprinkles but life will go on.
Here's the full recipe and then I'll tell you how I changed it up a little.
Okay, so what did I do differently?
I added some cherry extract to the red cake batter. Yep, changed it up so much.
After all, there's nothing that says "America" more than imitation-cherry flavored cake and baseball, right? Isn't that the saying? Anyhoo...
It was scrumptious! Maybe not the best cake ever but hey, my standards are low for a...nevermind. Try the recipe. You'll love it.